Don't Be A Dick - Crystal Gift - Can be mailed anonymously

Introducing our “Don’t Be a Dick” Crystal – the perfect blend of humor and good vibes! The only acceptable unsolicited "D."

An intuitively chosen stone, this crystal penis is more than just a gag gift—it’s a lighthearted reminder to keep things fun and not take life too seriously.

Packaged as shown with a cheeky tagline, it’s ideal for gifting to that friend who needs a little nudge or you can hand it to a random stranger. 

Whether you're looking to diffuse a frustrating situation with a smile or want to give someone a playful reminder, our "Don't Be a Dick" crystal is sure to bring some laughs and positive energy.

If you want a different tag line or need it to be sent anonymously let us know!